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We apologise for any inconvenience caused. We apologise for Stephen Conroy. We apologise for the Internet Filter. We apologise for the lack of the NBN. We apologise for the election. We apologise for the lack of public transport. We apologise for the car. We apologise for World War 3. We apologise for the many hundreds of Russians killed in order to allow The Red October to defect. We apologise for the new world leader. We apologise for the lack of coffee.

Please do not panic, more coffee will be available ASAP.